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Baldur's Gate 3 Player Realizes God Gale Is Hanging Dong

Baldur's Gate 3 never shies away from nudity, but one player discovered that Gale takes it a step further if pushed to godhood. This unexpected detail has sparked both amusement and confusion within the community. Here's the full story on this unusual in-game quirk and some other quirky items in Baldur's Gate 3.

God Gale Lets It All Hang Out

In a surprising turn of events, a Baldur's Gate 3 player, Twitter user @YancySzarr, discovered that Gale, if elevated to godhood, attends the endgame reunion party without any underwear beneath his robes. By angling the camera just right, players can see Gale in his full glory, a sight that’s both amusing and bewildering.

Larian Studios responded humorously to the discovery, tweeting: "We don't talk about this." However, the studio has yet to explain why Gale’s privates aren’t silver to match his god-form, leading to fan speculation about his methods.

Interestingly, this isn't the only case of divine nudity. A romanced Astarion who joins Gale in godhood also forgets his underwear. Perhaps divine beings in Baldur's Gate 3 have unique sartorial choices?

The Quirky World of Baldur’s Gate 3 Items

Baldur's Gate 3 is renowned for its vast array of unique items. Among nearly a thousand different objects, some stand out for their sheer oddity and the humor they bring to the game. Here are a few highlights:

1. Salami:
This isn’t just a food item; it can be used as a weapon. The Salami serves as a light club that can be dual-wielded without special training, though its damage output is low.

2. Dog Collar (Myrna’s):
Found in the Arcane Tower in the Underdark, this collar triggers a mechanism that dispenses raw steak when a button is pressed while wearing it.

3. Bag of Moulding:
This peculiar item turns any food placed inside it moldy. It’s a unique but seemingly useless item that adds a quirky touch to your collection.

4. Comeback Handaxe:
A throwable weapon that returns to its owner after hitting a target but also inflicts damage on the player upon its return.

5. Spider Egg Sac:
Throwing this item spawns five friendly crag spiders that fight alongside you, adding an unexpected but welcome twist to battles.

6. Unlucky Thieves Gloves:
These gloves add a piece of charcoal to the wearer’s inventory for each stolen item. If twenty items are stolen, the player receives a Coal Bucket, which inflicts the Burning condition.

7. Gale’s Pouch:
Upon Gale’s death, a pouch appears instructing players to play specific notes on a flute. This summons a Magma Mephit that grants a Scroll of True Resurrection.

8. Boots of Very Fast Blinking:
These boots allow the wearer to cast Misty Step but leave all clothing and armor behind at the original location, teleporting the wearer in their underwear.

9. Iron Flask:
Throwing this flask releases a hostile Spectator, creating chaos and turning the situation into a mini-boss battle.

10. The Hag’s Potions:
Found in the Hag’s workshop, these ten potions have unpredictable effects, ranging from reducing Wisdom to granting the ability to Bite.

11. Scroll of Summon Quasit:
This scroll summons Shovel, a quirky and bloodthirsty Quasit familiar that speaks in the third person and can be renamed to Fork or Basket.

Conclusion

Baldur's Gate 3 continues to surprise and entertain its players with its detailed and often humorous world. Whether it's discovering Gale's lack of underwear or finding bizarre items like the Comeback Handaxe, the game offers countless moments of amusement and wonder. As players continue to explore, who knows what other quirks and oddities they will uncover?